Driving While Stupid
"Just drive the way you normally do for the first 1500 miles and your car [...]
Things That Blow Up
It's July, and we're making great headway manufacturing our crack supply for the next year. [...]
A Mighty Wind
Hans and Petra, my grandparents As an Oregonian, I tend to think my state stacks [...]
Uh-Oh: Not A Poop Post
:A few weeks ago I took a trip to Uh-Oh World. Uh-Oh World is where [...]
Mouse On The March
Antediluvian cousins: Don in front I was thinking about my cousin Don the other day, [...]
God vs. Ganesh
You know those old pre-Renaissance Christian paintings, with the flat faces cranked into an unnatural [...]
As Long As You’re Peeing Anyway
I was in the Convention Center the other day and went to the restroom to [...]
A Family Reunion
I came upon a glory the other day, a sight to behold--made me all trembly. [...]
Hormones: A Personal History
I've heard it said that an idle mind is the Devil's workshop. I don't know [...]
Television
If you want to know what's on the TV around here, it's usually Tater. As [...]
Holy Crap
A recent study of the priest-pedophilia scandal, commissioned by the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, [...]
To Have And To Hold Up Progress
Pride Day, Portland, Oregon The effort to legalize gay marriage in New York is stalled. [...]
A String Theory
Whoa. I found a piece of string the other day. Just lying there on the [...]
Drink Up Your Beer: Solar Flare’s Comin’
The sun got into a snit the other day with the potential to knock out [...]
Geriantics
"Oh shame, oh ignominy, oh shit." These are the words of frequent commenter Lo, who [...]