I Do Too Cook
Shortly after we met, Dave was standing slack-jawed in my kitchen, watching me cook my [...]
He Wouldn’t. Would He?
I got out of the habit of paying attention to the news every minute during [...]
Thud Thud Thud
There was this ominous thudding sound. It was rhythmic; it shook the house. I wondered [...]
Tubby Or Not Tubby
I'll say right off that I take exception to the entire list of deadly sins. [...]
It Came From The Cretaceous
"That's cruel." Caught by the neighbor. "Not really. There is nothing in this world safer [...]
Summer’s Just Around The Corner, But It’s A Very Long Block
It's coming up on Memorial Day, the day Portlanders traditionally begin to think about putting [...]
Nocturnal Emissions
Dave snores. It's not so bad. Mostly it's just one big chainsaw outburst after a [...]
True Colors
A local woman is suing a tanning salon for allowing her naked body to be [...]
A Royal Do
I'm informed that every little girl wants to be a princess and have a fairy-tale [...]
War On Errorism: Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast
The world cheered, got drunk, rolled its eyes, and blew things up this week at [...]
The Slow Twitch
They've got this genetic test they can do now so you can find out if [...]
The Sainthood Express
There's controversy brewing over the impending beatification of John Paul II. It's too speedy, they [...]
Service Snails
Objects may be smaller than they should be. A sewage incinerator in Russia has six [...]
My Friends Are Questionable
It's probably spring by now. Birds are picking fights with each other, and some of [...]
Funny Business
I don't want to let the subject of taxes go without expressing our appreciation for [...]