The Junk Drawer
So yes. My new phone has ingested several thousand of my sister's old contacts and [...]
The Real Truth About Vaccines
Buckle up, darlings! Our guest today is an authentic anti-masker on a recent thread. Uppercase [...]
If You Want Dignity, Choose Chess
I've been bicycling for a long time. Lots of things have changed. For instance, fifty [...]
Don’t Travel With Me
I'm lucky in life and love. I'm not lucky in tech or travel.Extraordinary things happen [...]
Tomorrow’s Nostalgia Today
I'm outside in a comfortable seat, and it's about 78 degrees with a nice little [...]
Amphibodacious!
I didn't even know there was such a thing as a cryptid. Which is appropriate, [...]
Butter Or Nut, Here It Comes
Last year, volunteer squash plants mustered all over my garden, and I left a few [...]
Tiny Spears At Ten Paces
I don't know exactly why the sumbitch is in my garden in the first place.That [...]
Can’t Sit Down On The Job Until You Finish It
When faced with any kind of challenge to my intellect, such as figuring out how [...]
Can Do
Hold onto yer britches, I'm a-comin'! I'm just wiping down the counter. I put by [...]
The Nincompoopidemic
The governor of Florida hawks "Don't Fauci My Florida" merchandise. The Conservative Political Action Conference [...]
My Personal Mediterranean
I had to go to the bathroom the other day, which I am grateful to [...]
Screwed In The End Times
An Early FallYes indeedy, those of you who subscribe to Murrmurrs have probably noticed I've [...]
Fumous Posthumous
Way More Flowers, PleaseIt's not that I haven't written about poop. I have. In a [...]
Looking For Love?
The reason people get a dog is they want something to love them. They might [...]