It’s Always Dumbest Before The Dawn
I can be efficient when I want to be, and that is why I designate [...]
Shooting Up
People invariably describe getting the flu as like being hit by a truck, in spite [...]
High Nunes: The First Epistle To The Banana Republicans
Welcome to Story Time, the Circus, the Greatest Shitshow On Earth. The House Democrat majority [...]
The Toilet Queen
Well, strike up the marching band and scatter the rose petals. I am the Duchess [...]
Bonus Nipplage
Friend and loyal reader Tom K was intrigued by my offhand mention of a third [...]
Boom Boom
Oh yeah. Authentic Baby Boomer, 1969 Anybody got any spare pearls to clutch? You probably [...]
And You Don’t Have To Bimbo It
One fortunate consequence of not photo-editing pictures of myself on Facebook is that I see [...]
I Used To Be Fun-Size
We have a situation. I can only compare it to the similarly trauma-induced Toilet Paper [...]
The Case For Hibernation
I don't have anything against winter, but hibernation seems like a terrific idea to me. [...]