Don’t Slow Down
It's the Iditarod, and the sled dogs are jangly with joy. They yip and twist [...]
Look Out! It’s The Seat Vibration Of Doom!
When seat belts first came out, Dad was grumbly about it. He thought they were [...]
The Spring Hat Party
The Slut The invitation came handwritten on a tiny card via US Mail, as God [...]
To Con A Sewer
London: A sewage worker has become an unlikely hero after taking three weeks to defeat [...]
My Beliefs Can Kick Your Beliefs’ Asses
A Colorado baker refused to sell a couple a wedding cake because doing so would [...]
What Rhymes With “Bucket?”
Nothing is clear when you take a blow to the head big enough to knock [...]
Two Dudes And An Icehole
So I don't get to have a fur hat, but I can still enjoy my [...]
A Fur Piece
"Why would you want to go to Alaska for vacation? In the winter?" Why not? Dave [...]
Credit Where Credit Is Due
My friend Linda is the credit whisperer. She has a ferret-nose for credit cards that [...]