Zen and the art of printer maintenance
Some people—I’ve heard tell—set goals and work toward them, and they probably get a lot [...]
Civilization and poop management
Nobody would have believed it when I was a kid. But sometime in the 1980s, [...]
I’m coming clean
I made a purchase so unprecedented I’m not sure why my VISA card didn’t flag [...]
State dinner statements
I have been aware for some time that fashion makes a statement. That’s what everyone [...]
I’m going to let Ginger pay it
Hey Dummy, I said to myself, if you’re going to be late once every fifty [...]
A slick getaway
A truck overturned a few days ago, neatly delivering 102,000 salmon smolts in the direction [...]
Losing at Wingspan, winning at life
Pat and Mary It’s the Fritz family’s fault. They were the ones who [...]
Disaster preparedness
It is in times of great tragedy that the true strength of a nation is [...]