That’s No Skin Off My Squash
How hard can it be? Butternut squash soup. Hearty, delicious. You have to figure there's [...]
Twelve Ways You’re Wiping Wrong
I'm pretty good at ignoring ads. On TV, I zone out somewhere between "suicidal thoughts" [...]
The Cat Kit
The thing about cats and the swingy thing on their bellies is that they are [...]
Ripping A New One
In a world proctically teeming with assholes, particularly in the seat of government, as it [...]
The Mandatory Arugula Proposition
I hate to be an alarmist, but y'all are going to be hearing a whole [...]
All Hopped Out
It's early April and the frog-shuttling season is just about buttoned up. There are over [...]
The Closet Annex
I mentioned earlier that the business of being a bright yellow spring goldfinch is not [...]
Meet Corn Chip
It's spring, and two crows were wheeling in the sky in a sort of ballet. [...]