There’s No Place Like Rome
It's good to be pope. You're one in a series that began with Saint Peter [...]
The Great Maple Heist
Being an old hippie on a pension allows me to float above the trivial mercenary [...]
Please Return Your Ears To Their Full Upright Position
...from Trousering Your Weasel. Most of us are familiar with the routine of air travel. [...]
I Vant To Lick Your Stamen
Back in the olden days, people used to up and die of things, one right [...]
No Whey Out
The Norwegian Public Roads Administration is still struggling weeks after the Great Cheese Tunnel Fire [...]
Knowledge Now! Now! Now!
There used to be a time when it wouldn’t have seemed unreasonable to have to [...]
Paradise No Moa
Reminder! I'm reading from Trousering Your Weasel this Friday, 2/8, at 7PM at St. Johns [...]
Life Under And Above The Cross
Stuff is expensive in New Zealand. Books are expensive, clothes are expensive, and food is [...]