Lost In The Music
I had to pick out a relatively easy piece. I only had a month and [...]
In Portland, They Are Literally Asking For It
On August 17, right-wing agitators assembled in Portland for the stated purpose of drawing out [...]
And On The Eighth Day, God Created Assholes
We concluded in our previous post that Cain and Abel must have banged their own [...]
How Do You Like Them Apples?
Adam and Eve had belly buttons. I know because they're in all the pictures. The [...]
Another Place The Shoe Fits
The country is being ripped apart by hatred, so Republican strategists have rolled out a [...]
Coming Clean
If you have spent nearly your whole life paying people to grind trees into lint, [...]
Crashing Soon Into A House Near You
I hear tell the Postal Service is experimenting with driverless trucks. This is in line [...]
New Dawn Coming
This is how it was. It started just before dawn with a peep here and [...]
Blaming It On Clayton
What happens is, we plant a perfectly sound plant in apparently decent soil and it [...]