Putting The Pieces Together
As it happens, I'm a quilter too. I mention this because Nancy, who writes a [...]
Rebooting The Biffy
Kohler has developed a toilet that anticipates your every desire, because men simply do not [...]
Pootie’s Christmas
We always got a balsam fir for Christmas, because Daddy thought those smelled the best, [...]
Calling On The Butter Fairy
Norway is suffering a killer butter shortage during the holiday season. This is tragic because [...]
Parasites In The House
Birds work their fannies off. That's why you hardly ever see a proper fanny on [...]
Giving Kaiser The Finger
Dave's middle finger just blew up. It had always been knobby since the day he [...]
Margaret Day!
It's the Most Underful Time.....of the year! With your panties all shreddy and holes in [...]
The Bum Bum: An Improctical Solution
A woman in Florida nearly died after having her buttocks pumped full of cement by [...]
On The Edge Of Hall’s Hill
A while back, I opened the Sunday paper to find a little sidebar with the [...]