Get Me Fig Leaf, Stat!
As it happens---I have no control over it--I'm more interested in looking at naked men [...]
The Support Hamster
I would have been inclined to scoff at the notion of emotional support animals were [...]
All Night, All Day, Watching Over Me
Here's the thing about birds. They're always doing something you should know about. They're beautiful, [...]
Quantum Alchemy
I'm obliged to frequent commentatrix Knittergran for pointing me to the amazing Crystal Light Bed. [...]
A Festerive Occasion
I'd just taken my friend Ruth to the doctor's office for a routine appointment. She [...]
The Decrepitator
Oh, you shiny young people! Yes, you can get up out of a chair without [...]
Tales From The Zymoglyphic
Jim Stewart is a lucky man, but not just because he has a Root Worm [...]
The Good Book
I took a little stroll through the Bible the other day. I was familiar with [...]