What goes into rabbit holes?
My recent recent excursion into the world of the earwig led, predictably, to the barnacle, [...]
Right-wangers
I try to train myself to enjoy most living things in all their variety, but [...]
They came out of the north
I had no idea we had such a massive problem of illegal Canadian immigration. But [...]
Doin’ the donkey chomp
I’m not sure where I draw the line when it comes to suing somebody. It [...]
I would like to apologize to my body
I don’t mean to run on and on, but the gastrointestinal distress occasioned by my [...]
Mace the weapon, not the spice
We face critical problems. We’ve got the whole climate thing to deal with and not [...]
GI shouldn’t have
I have survived the World Series once again, but prudence suggests I mend my ways, [...]
The real Mr. Peanut
I’m not much of a farmer. But I am growing some stuff. Berries asparagus squash [...]
The rot runs deep
Eight years ago it came to my attention that one side of my house had [...]
Mourning in America
Congratulations, America, you got yourself a duly elected dear leader again, like a real democracy! [...]
A fresh start
Did anything important happen yesterday? I’ve had my head in a diving bell for days. [...]
Down, ballot!
As an Oregonian, I have cast my ballot by mail for the last thirty years. [...]
A blue frog in a blue state
There were a number of interesting things about the bullfrog who made our local newspaper [...]
It’s an afterlife, of sorts
You should know that if you drop dead, your cat might eat you. We know [...]
Sex by committee
Speaking of slime molds, and we were: they old. Scientists study RNA, the keeper of [...]