Doin’ the donkey chomp
I’m not sure where I draw the line when it comes to suing somebody. It [...]
I would like to apologize to my body
I don’t mean to run on and on, but the gastrointestinal distress occasioned by my [...]
Mace the weapon, not the spice
We face critical problems. We’ve got the whole climate thing to deal with and not [...]
GI shouldn’t have
I have survived the World Series once again, but prudence suggests I mend my ways, [...]
The real Mr. Peanut
I’m not much of a farmer. But I am growing some stuff. Berries asparagus squash [...]
The rot runs deep
Eight years ago it came to my attention that one side of my house had [...]
Mourning in America
Congratulations, America, you got yourself a duly elected dear leader again, like a real democracy! [...]
A fresh start
Did anything important happen yesterday? I’ve had my head in a diving bell for days. [...]
Down, ballot!
As an Oregonian, I have cast my ballot by mail for the last thirty years. [...]