Tiny Spears At Ten Paces
I don't know exactly why the sumbitch is in my garden in the first place.That [...]
Can’t Sit Down On The Job Until You Finish It
When faced with any kind of challenge to my intellect, such as figuring out how [...]
Can Do
Hold onto yer britches, I'm a-comin'! I'm just wiping down the counter. I put by [...]
The Nincompoopidemic
The governor of Florida hawks "Don't Fauci My Florida" merchandise. The Conservative Political Action Conference [...]
My Personal Mediterranean
I had to go to the bathroom the other day, which I am grateful to [...]
Screwed In The End Times
An Early FallYes indeedy, those of you who subscribe to Murrmurrs have probably noticed I've [...]
Fumous Posthumous
Way More Flowers, PleaseIt's not that I haven't written about poop. I have. In a [...]
Looking For Love?
The reason people get a dog is they want something to love them. They might [...]
Dispatch From The Warm Front
Dateline: Tuesday, June 29Well, it's only supposed to top out at a nippy 98 today. [...]