Not Pioneer Stock
There's more than one way of getting to the little lake we wanted to visit. [...]
Powerless
I had just picked up the cat--you start with the top end and just keep [...]
…In Which I Introduce The Adjective “Penish”
So I was just taking a break from the annual shaping of my topiary boxwood [...]
Tiny Little Voices Going Beep Beep Beep
Whenever I hear it, nyank nyank nyank, my world lights up just a little bit more, [...]
Me And My Big Tool
Everyone should have a hod carrier to call her very own. What is a hod [...]
Dearly Beloved
I was minding my own business until the crows started up, and then I decided [...]
Glabrous Tidings
When last seen... I understand you can have your eyebrows dyed now, either to make [...]
Thanks, Don and Roberta!
When I first came to Portland, the go-to hiking guides were written by Don and [...]
Oh Vanity, Where Is Thy Sting?
There are two doors to our downstairs toilet--possibly a design flaw--and if I don't make [...]