How To Make A Big-Ass Horse
We went to the Rose Festival parade this year, which is weird. Parade-watching doesn't work [...]
Schrodinger’s Chickadee
I don't know what's in our chickadee box. Whatever's in there has been packed with [...]
Tomorrow, And Tomorrow, And Tomorrow, Creeps
I'm a writer. I guess that's so. I really hate to say it out loud, [...]
Wolf Testicles On The Loose
We've had a lone wolf wandering around Oregon for several years now, purportedly trying to [...]
The Satellites Are Laughing
Big Dave, Old Dave, and Vivi I don't even know where you'd get a nice [...]
The Big One
Every time I put a Q-Tip in my ear, I think of The Big One. [...]
Sprague’s Still Got Hold Of His Pipit
One cool thing about Oregon: it's got geology all over it, which means it's habitat [...]
Justice, NOM NOM
Everyone expected U.S. District Court Judge Michael McShane to come down on the side of [...]