Mandatory weirdness
If you live in Portland, Oregon, you have been instructed to be weird. KEEP PORTLAND [...]
Oh. Holy Night!
So our corner of the Bomb Cyclone came in right on schedule. It was sort [...]
Cooking up a new garden
We have more room to garden than is customary in the city. Our whole double [...]
The Loopy Trachea of Joy
There may be a lot of good ways to spend time with a friend, but [...]
I’m Not In Charge
My buddy Walter, who is always watching over me the way Jesus watches over other [...]
Immortal Dust
Probably I wasn’t paying proper attention, but when they sent the James Webb telescope [...]
Habitat For The Marmotry
It started yesterday at eight a.m. Pound Pound Pound. BOOM BOOM BOOM. BIP BIP BIP. [...]
Raising The Tiny Fist Of Fury
Donald Trump still had all day Wednesday to say nothing. On Monday he was ready [...]
The Wheel Of Diminishing Fortunes
I figure I’m doing okay. Lately it seems like my friends are dropping like the [...]
A Message From Above
I’m pretty easy-going most of the time. I don’t tend to take things amiss. Still [...]
On The Old Rag
I read that you need to buy a dollar-permit to climb Old Rag Mountain now, [...]
We’re What’s Cooking
Dateline: Saturday, July 30, 2022. It is now 99 degrees outside. And since one should [...]
Not Dead Yet
It was morning, which is what I call the time of day beginning three hours [...]
A Hand-To-Slot Job
The Post Office is hiring! We got a post card about it in the [...]
The Regurgitater
We don’t spend much on our pets. We’ve had three, in 43 years, with not [...]