The Flatulympics
I have no memory of anyone in my family farting, ever. It just wasn't done.I [...]
Legendary Hotness
Climate science is very complicated. There are reams of data to collect and analyze about [...]
Blown Away
You know how sometimes there's just someone out there who you can totally relate to? [...]
Drilling For Dudgeon
It is Day 60 of the BP oil crisis and President Obama still stands accused [...]
Just Point And Shoot Me
I'm not the sort of person who'll replace a perfectly good camera just because something [...]
What Creek Is This, And Where’s My Paddle?
Probably every one of us remembers exactly where we were in April when we heard [...]
Chicken Head: A Drama In Three Acts
The ants that arrived in April are still here, by the way. After allowing them [...]
The Woes City
Portland, Oregon: The month of May has recently adjourned after setting a record of one [...]
Self-Servicing
I had occasion to drive a car in West Virginia a while back, and when [...]