It Keeps Going Up
Known Universe Segment, With Helium Turns out we have a giant underground Helium Reserve in [...]
Still Ambulatory, Thank You
Extra friendly. Dave and I like to tromp mountains. Lately the hikers we meet have [...]
“Sir Larry” Might Have Worked
Mr. Cameron's Larry Big news. The British Prime Minister's cat, Larry, was spotted recently posing [...]
In God We Bluster
I have it on good authority that what America needs is jobs, jobs, jobs. And [...]
And So Flaky, Too
It's pie season around here again and I'm gathering all my ingredients, but I usually [...]
The End Of The Road
There are only a few reliable ways to tell the childish from the mature. One [...]
Out Texting In Their Field
Great technological breakthrough in the field of, um, fields, wherein cows can now be fitted [...]
Have Spurs, Will Word-Process
I'm working on a novel y'all are going to be required to buy someday, and [...]
Eeny Meeny Miney NO
When I was a kid, a lot of things didn't make sense, or didn't seem [...]