Old Fart Central: R.I.P.
Aw, man, the Videorama store is closing. I guess it had to happen sooner or [...]
Jesus Loves The Food Containers Of The World
Everybody on the planet wishes everyone else would just stay put. That's about the nut [...]
Ambulatory Snot and Gastropodcasts
Our friend Mike once described a mutual friend as being "so lazy, if she shit [...]
Slugged To Death
Some of you may recall last spring, when our nuthatches tried to make new nuthatches [...]
All The Beauty I Can Afford
Every now and then, probably when Mom was using the haircut bowl for something else, [...]
The Berry Poopers
Wickedly smiling berry pooper As my niece told me, pokeweed is invasive--so much so that [...]
A Fine Mess
Back in the late 'Sixties a new song came on the radio waves, and it [...]
Brugmanzilla
I should point out that nobody around here has a decent lawn. Those are all [...]