Tubby Or Not Tubby
I'll say right off that I take exception to the entire list of deadly sins. [...]
It Came From The Cretaceous
"That's cruel." Caught by the neighbor. "Not really. There is nothing in this world safer [...]
Summer’s Just Around The Corner, But It’s A Very Long Block
It's coming up on Memorial Day, the day Portlanders traditionally begin to think about putting [...]
Nocturnal Emissions
Dave snores. It's not so bad. Mostly it's just one big chainsaw outburst after a [...]
True Colors
A local woman is suing a tanning salon for allowing her naked body to be [...]
A Royal Do
I'm informed that every little girl wants to be a princess and have a fairy-tale [...]
War On Errorism: Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast
The world cheered, got drunk, rolled its eyes, and blew things up this week at [...]
The Slow Twitch
They've got this genetic test they can do now so you can find out if [...]