On The Road Again
A Song Cycle In Four Parts. Part Two So we did it, baby. We got [...]
There’s A Little Black Spot On The Sun Today
A Song Cycle In Four Parts. Part One By now you're probably aware of the [...]
Petunia Sphincters
We were just treated to a rare celestial event here. It had been predicted, and [...]
From Here To Totality
Let the record show we were on to it first. First, I say, and everyone [...]
That Clears Things Up
From my correspondence file: Thank you for contacting us! Yepzon one,works only in 2G networks [...]
Going Over To The Dockside
The Dockside Restaurant is a modest pile of old timber surrounded by shine and money, [...]
When Juices Run Clear
Maybe you heard about our heat wave here in Portland. We were in for a [...]
Doing It Right
Sometimes, on good days, Portland reminds me of Dresden, without all the bombed-outness. We visited [...]
Does This Extinction Event Make My Asteroid Look Big?
Everything has its own perspective. What's good for one might not be so great for [...]