The Poot Of Doom
It's odd, but true, that although any given segment of one's life seems to whip [...]
Calm And Collected
I've always thought it would be cool to collect something. Collectors have fun everywhere they [...]
D.I.Y. Propaganda
In Oregon, the earth pooted out volcanoes every other Sunday for a long time. Mountains [...]
Just Put Me In A Speedo And Call Me Steele Johnson
Ah, the Olympics! The very greatest athletes in the world are on display, flipping, diving, [...]
Avoiding The Damp Spot
Sometimes I sit by a stream and wonder why it keeps going. Shouldn't it be [...]
Remembering A Cheshire Girl
This time of year, late June, they start before five in the morning. The dawn [...]
Edit Yourself
Expertly edited photo One of the things I had in common with my mom is [...]
Old And Stupid
I'd seen the man before. Eighty, maybe; he'd figured out where the card catalog had [...]
And She Eats Children
Not to toot my own horn or anything, Petunia, but I knew you were icky [...]