Sweet Fancy Moses
We're winding down on this weird-ass year. I've got December 31 penciled in for the [...]
Against The Wind
It's easy to justify driving your car when you're going to Costco to pick up [...]
D’Ough!
It's my job to make croissants for family feasts. I'm not much of a baker, [...]
See Spot
I'm not sure my eyes are working properly anymore. Of course, they never have. All [...]
Rodent On The Lam
You never know what's in store: you could get hit by a bus at any [...]
Hold On, Sparky
Well gosh, I'm getting into the rhythm of this business of seducing literary agents. My [...]
Trouble In The Trouser Zone
In these tumultuous times, as a lame-duck president still walks free among us, it's good [...]
Marching Ass To War!
Don't celebrate just yet.We have been the victims of an intricate and ingenious plot, and [...]
I Wasn’t Going Anywhere Anyway
Let me tell you the sort of thing that you could appropriately do all day [...]
Just Another Wednesday
This post is set to go off at 3am the day after the election. I [...]
Where Your Money Goes
Helium is one of the most popular elements in the whole universe but here on [...]
Big-Eyed Beaneaters From Venus
There was a time people imagined Venus would be a beautiful place to live, and [...]
Baseball!*
God Bless America, the World Series is on! It's been a year since we learned [...]
The Essential Salt Shaker, And Other Myths
When I was working and paying off a mortgage, I bought a lot of doodads. [...]
Evolving
There are lots of things no one has quite figured out about evolution. Is it [...]