Starting Over, Over And Over
It's funny how we wait for the New Year to start fresh when a new [...]
The Tavern At The End Of The Street
We measure things in lifetimes, and not necessarily long ones. Even a five-year-old talks about [...]
The Sound Of Rapture
I caught it out of the corner of my eye last summer: six broccoli plants [...]
He’ll Have A Butt Light
By now, everyone has already seen the documentary My Octopus Teacher or been told they [...]
Drawing The Line
Big line at the bank today. I wasn't expecting a line because nobody goes into [...]
Losing Our Esses
For the duration of the 2020 baseball season, I hear, the Toronto Blue Jays played [...]
Peeing On The Commons
Before you say anything else, let me tell you up front that I Do Not [...]
Sweet Fancy Moses
We're winding down on this weird-ass year. I've got December 31 penciled in for the [...]
Against The Wind
It's easy to justify driving your car when you're going to Costco to pick up [...]
D’Ough!
It's my job to make croissants for family feasts. I'm not much of a baker, [...]
See Spot
I'm not sure my eyes are working properly anymore. Of course, they never have. All [...]
Rodent On The Lam
You never know what's in store: you could get hit by a bus at any [...]
Hold On, Sparky
Well gosh, I'm getting into the rhythm of this business of seducing literary agents. My [...]
Trouble In The Trouser Zone
In these tumultuous times, as a lame-duck president still walks free among us, it's good [...]
Marching Ass To War!
Don't celebrate just yet.We have been the victims of an intricate and ingenious plot, and [...]