I’ll take Ratlike Items for two hundred, Ken
I honestly don’t know what the thing floating in my birdbath is, but it reminds [...]
You can’t go missing if no one misses you
I need to bone up on all the new Law just in case some of [...]
The Impossibirds
I guess it’s okay that most of our plant and animal species are headed toward [...]
The crappier angels of our nature
There are phrases that show up from time to time, and suddenly you’re hearing them [...]
A redundancy of undies
A San Francisco-area Victoria’s Secret shop was relieved of merchandise in a brazen bra heist [...]
Crush ICE
A murder is about to go down, right in front of us. The victim will [...]
At least I don’t have to return to my mail route
I was a mail carrier for thirty-one years. I have a decent sense of direction. [...]
Thus ever to Texas tyrants [STOMP]
I really don’t know what made me the godless liberal I am today, but it [...]