Hot Rats!
Lately, in only a slight departure from the political sphere, I seem to be writing [...]
Grab your jizz rag, boys, Felonious DJT has some pictures for you.
After self-confessed and indicted sexual predator Donald J. Trump oozed into office like runoff from [...]
I can see! Now I can’t Not-See.
Forty years ago, my true love bought me a pair of binoculars for my birthday. [...]
Rats outside my house are pretty safe. Inside? Still pretty safe.
Here’s the thing about rats. I don’t know how to feel about them. Would I, [...]
There will be blood: Jump in!
I have no idea how big the march I was in was. That’s the thing [...]
There had to be a Sabertooth Fairy
Don’t know if you heard. Someone just found a sabertooth kitten. It was dead, but [...]
Stand back! It’s the new Fightin’ Democrats!
[The Senator tippy-taps his microphone] We now convene the Senate Select Committee Hearing on…wait, where [...]
Tales from the crypto
Got an email the other day from someone I don’t know. I don’t always open [...]
There’s nothing like a good old-fashioned pickle
I was hiking up the mountain the other day, but it was snowy, and I [...]
If you’re going to hoist a frog, stand on a rubber mat
We were right in the middle of a news report about how Trump is sharing [...]
Black to the future!
Wonderful news from the Trump administration! Fresh off declaring victory over the climate crisis by [...]
We’re still paying a poultry amount for eggs
Honestly, chicken sex doesn’t look like a ton of fun to me, but at least [...]
Cockchafers keepin’ it on the down-low
My neighbor’s lawn is all tore-up to beat hell. She said the crows did it. [...]
We don’t really know what’s been in and out of our holes
For as long as I can recall, there has been a hole in the ground [...]
I want to be a dragged queen
You all saw that whole business in Idaho where a woman was zip-tied and dragged [...]