The takeover will be seamless (with no underwire)
Heidi was the instigator. I want that on record for the Department of Homeland Security. [...]
Flip a coin: Heads or asses
The new coins being designed for our sasquatchcentennial year as a nation are causing some [...]
I don’t care how they’re hanging. WHY are they hanging?
I’m in that muddled middle ground of Plastic Awareness. I’m aware enough to be highly [...]
I just want to help drain the rest of the Social Security pot before I die
A while back, I set up a Social Security account online for Dave because he [...]
I take in information slowly, but at least I also don’t retain it
When you’re young, your brain is nimble and stretchy. When you’re old, your brain is [...]
To Margaret! Or not to Margaret.
I pre-Margareted my underpants drawer. Loyal readers will recall there is a special day of [...]
The spider in your shirt probably has the heebie-jeebies
I’m not afraid of spiders and I’m not afraid of snakes. Snakes can startle me [...]
Hurricane: You’ll know it when you see it and not a moment before
There’s a superb research facility in Colorado dedicated to advancing our understanding of weather and [...]
I’m not dead yet
I have now taken my first weight training class in an attempt to improve my [...]
There’s no face like Noem
There are a lot of things I'd change in this world, if I had a [...]
His mother was a cold, cold woman
Well, you hear of these things happening, probably a hundred times if you watch Dateline, [...]
Weight, weight, don’t kill me
My niece Elizabeth took up weight training a while ago. She says it’s improved nearly [...]
Making new bones about it
Here’s the thing about bones. I’ve always thought of them as sort of settled. Your [...]
In which those who do remember history are condemned to report it
Photo by Donna Pollach I’ve said before that I could never run for [...]
Isn’t it a pythia
To be honest, I’ve been a little fuzzy about the Oracle at Delphi. All I [...]