HEY! Get off of my spawn!
Before I even thought of getting out of bed, I knew that we had a [...]
I am not motivated to bomb an airplane I’m on
I haven’t flown for a while. I have no idea what regulations have been loosened [...]
Basically, they’re round pegs in a square hole
The climate has gone haywire. The world is at war. People are depressed. And one [...]
You think YOU have a hard life.
Poor old Priapus lived a hard life. He was known for his permanent, enormous erection, [...]
How to accessorize your penis
People leave us things in our garden. A stone with a beautiful monarch butterfly painted [...]
Money isn’t real
Anytime you see a number with a bazillion zeroes after it, you have to wonder [...]
There was a young lad from Nantucket, fa la la la la la
Fifty years ago I was in a decidedly amateur madrigal group. We each had a [...]
Crone on a throne
I’m not going to say you can stay in shape in your advancing years by [...]
A-sibling and a-sliding
As much as I loathe what’s going on in the streets of America with people [...]