Geezer Olympics, here I come
It was definitely a matter of some gravity, but at least it wasn’t a grave [...]
Getting a little head in the garden
I’ve been pretty excited about my garlic. This is the second year I’ve grown garlic [...]
In a world of creepily perfect smiles, my teeth really stand out. And sideways.
One of these is not like the others. I’m not sure how much [...]
It’s quite fashionable. In Dorktown
If you ask the internet “What causes dry eye,” you are liable to come up [...]
You can’t have crisis intervention until you have crisis invention
What with rules and regs and civil rights and all, it might seem like our [...]
Ideally, eyeballs should not be flaky
I’m not sure how many nights in a row I tried to blink the crud [...]
You should never take Maine for granite
One thing you notice about Maine is that everywhere you look, giant humpbacked masses of [...]
I may be igneant, but I never metamorphic I didn’t like
Me and friend on a proper volcano One of the reasons I tend [...]
And Brewster’s Warbler is now the golden-winged blue-winged bastard bird
The American Ornithological Society has committed to changing the English names of birds named after [...]