Time marches on, and stomps on your face. Happy new year!
Grandma and me. She's the same age I am now. Things happen to [...]
The magnificent butt-chirp of love
It’s amazing to me how little people notice about the different birds, even though I [...]
Remissness for Christmas!
Sometimes you can solve a problem by solving another problem first. You have to sneak [...]
Real life in frog town
They say we solve our problems in our dreams. Maybe it’s so. Most of my [...]
Welcome to Epistan, boys!
We’ve all been there. We’ve all had times, say, at work, when we thought: If [...]
What if I don’t want to “work it, gurl?”
My current purveyor of underwear sells a product called “effortless” panties. I ask so little [...]
Margaret Day!
[This is an annual feature and public service announcement from Murrmurrs, Inc. Your regularly scheduled [...]
Hey. We’ve got potatoes too. They just don’t go on and on about themselves.
Oregon now has an official state vegetable, the potato, which strikes me as a rather [...]
In which I say a mouthful
I am not currently made of money—just a little sinew and some fat deposits held [...]
BooBoo comes around
“Hey Peanut Boy” was never a good name for a crow. Not even as a [...]