The second day I broke my cat
The morning started with my kittens Clifford and Wally getting locked away. I had a [...]
The day I broke my cat
Poor Clifford. Clifford just had his very first date, and it did not go well. [...]
The takeover will be seamless (with no underwire)
Heidi was the instigator. I want that on record for the Department of Homeland Security. [...]
Flip a coin: Heads or asses
The new coins being designed for our sasquatchcentennial year as a nation are causing some [...]
I don’t care how they’re hanging. WHY are they hanging?
I’m in that muddled middle ground of Plastic Awareness. I’m aware enough to be highly [...]
I just want to help drain the rest of the Social Security pot before I die
A while back, I set up a Social Security account online for Dave because he [...]