Making new bones about it
Here’s the thing about bones. I’ve always thought of them as sort of settled. Your [...]
In which those who do remember history are condemned to report it
Photo by Donna Pollach I’ve said before that I could never run for [...]
Isn’t it a pythia
To be honest, I’ve been a little fuzzy about the Oracle at Delphi. All I [...]
Cat shit, second dump
When last we met on these pages, I was contemplating the antics of kittens. “Antics” [...]
The cat shit on the internet is not scoopable
So now there’s cat shit all over my internet. Which is better than what was [...]
When the left is right and wrong
I guess you know it’s Portland when you take off on your daily walk and [...]
A going concern, Part II: Oh sea, can you pee?
When last we met, I was on the toilet wondering about sea creatures and whether [...]
A going concern
I couldn’t help but notice that my entire comment section a while back devolved into [...]
It’s either Jehovah’s Witnesses, my gut, or my refrigerator
I’m not the world’s most vigilant homeowner. In fact, my ability to ignore flashing danger [...]
The Afeceonados of NE 29th Avenue
It’s true. I have more than a passing interest in poop. All poop. Yours, mine, [...]
An Aspiration of Herps, or how to plant your own zoo
“I’m looking for a turtle tail,” I told the nice man at the plant nursery. [...]
The sad true story of little Donnie and his big hole
In a shocking development, a midwestern state right in the heartland of America is under [...]
If someone describes you as kittenish, you’re allowed to slash them
All I did was maybe mention somewhere online that I had kittens. I didn’t ask [...]
Dispatch from an enemy of the fascist state
Hello, my friends! If you’re reading these words, it means I have been tragically eliminated [...]
Murrmurrs: Dentition Edition
I’ve been thinking about tooths and claws lately. The items Nature is famously red in. [...]