Can’t Sit Down On The Job Until You Finish It
When faced with any kind of challenge to my intellect, such as figuring out how [...]
Can Do
Hold onto yer britches, I'm a-comin'! I'm just wiping down the counter. I put by [...]
The Nincompoopidemic
The governor of Florida hawks "Don't Fauci My Florida" merchandise. The Conservative Political Action Conference [...]
My Personal Mediterranean
I had to go to the bathroom the other day, which I am grateful to [...]
Screwed In The End Times
An Early FallYes indeedy, those of you who subscribe to Murrmurrs have probably noticed I've [...]
Fumous Posthumous
Way More Flowers, PleaseIt's not that I haven't written about poop. I have. In a [...]
Looking For Love?
The reason people get a dog is they want something to love them. They might [...]
Dispatch From The Warm Front
Dateline: Tuesday, June 29Well, it's only supposed to top out at a nippy 98 today. [...]
And If They Like The Weather So Much, They Can Go To Hell
Dateline: Friday, June 25I've complained about heat before. It's what I do. The only reason [...]
Caws For Celebration
The ten-year crow project is off the ground and flapping!We've been trying to befriend a [...]
Jesus Meat
A wad of bishops is on the verge of deciding Joe Biden should not be [...]
Hello, Central?
Don't even tell me if there's a new social media platform. I won't know what [...]
Death By Peugeot
There's a lot to be said for childhood innocence, and not burdening one's children with [...]
Looking For A Nice Squishy Spot To Land
Author's poseSo, yeah. My blog is a creaky little old lady, and sometimes she farts [...]
Murrtle Forges On
Back when I was working downtown, I got to recognize this one old lady who [...]