Anytime you see a number with a bazillion zeroes after it, you have to wonder if that could possibly represent anything real. Sure, if it’s stars in the sky, or bacteria in your bowel. Those number in the trillions. But say somebody is, oh, let’s say, “worth” hundreds of billions of dollars. What could that possibly mean? Does it mean you would fork over that much to possess him? Does it mean that person has done something of that much value to the world? I’m kidding. Clearly it does not mean that.
We could suggest people of genuine worth. Jonas Salk? Thanks to him and Albert Sabin, polio was nearly eradicated from the globe. Gone. Poof. Nearly, but now that we know vaccines are a hoax, and now that we know our efforts to advance world health are a waste of taxpayer money, that little virus is due for a comeback. Anyway, neither Salk nor Sabin was worth much, by today’s standards.
They could have been. But both men declined to patent their vaccines so that more people could acquire it and the scourge of polio might be eliminated. It almost was.
I was six when I got my first polio vaccine, and I remember it well. The very air was freighted with the ardent yet unarticulated emotion of my father, who was leading his last two children into the doctor’s office to keep them safe from the fate of his second child: my spectacular, flaming-red rocket of a sister, Margaret. She of the humped spine and a life of pain she burdened no one with.
Both Salk and Sabin could have died billionaires if they had sought a patent.
They’d be dead billionaires.
That’s what every billionaire becomes.
It is tempting, and not out of the question, to imagine that the good virologists were naturally civic-minded, and had a true notion of the worth of their work, and themselves, and were never tempted to capitalize on their inventions beyond the rewards of their employment and their legacies. In fact, they probably were. They knew their true value. They knew what a difference they were making.
But it is also true that they were living at a time when their incomes, above $400,000, would have been taxed at a 91% rate. Which would leave them plenty enough. Nine percent of a billion is still plenty of money; most people could make ends meet with it. But in the 1950s the quaint notion of the value of the commons was baked right into our tax code.
That alone wouldn’t guarantee an altruistic attitude. Salk and Sabin could certainly have cashed in.
But things have changed; we’ve rewritten the amassing of great wealth as a desirable pursuit, instead of the clear human failure that it is. The culture has changed since Ronald Reagan began to dismantle the old tax structure and advance the financial sector and our money sailed to the top. Even now, ordinary people are inclined to assign virtue to the very wealthy. We all (it is said) want to be rich. Those who are rich must have earned it!
So we spare the fragile darlings the unspeakable humiliation of having to contribute to the society that elevated them. We’ll protect their spawn too. This, in spite of the overwhelming evidence that there is no relationship between wealth and actual, human worth.
We support people said to be “worth” billions because they share genetic material with Sam Walton, who founded an enterprise that systematically demolished thousands of businesses worldwide. We lift up Jeff Bezos, who is doing the same thing. We applaud those who manipulate markets, tank companies, shred jobs. We admire those lords of the extraction industries who destroy our living environment, who profit off modern slavery, who undermine (or kill) democratically elected leaders who get in their way.
How can the notion of being “worth” a billion dollars apply to someone clearly lacking in every conceivable measure of human value?
We glorify him. We envy him. We agree his blessed treasure should be protected. Meanwhile, all any of us needs is enough. And if we all had enough, we’d have something the billionaires never will.
What is your child worth? What is the child of a dead billionaire worth? Should be the same. Isn’t.
I don’t know how they can live with themselves.
That lust is nothing I will ever understand. How big a hole are we filling?
I was almost sorry John Hinckley didn’ t finish the job when he shot Ronald Reagan, even if that phony was just a puppet for the Heritage Foundation. Isn’t he pretty much responsible for wrecking the middle class? Anyway, I can’t help but hope that the morons in this country who put Trump into office will have finally had enough and what am I even saying… I’m as dumb as they are.
No you are not. And yes, Reagan got the ball rolling…uphill.
I was struck, when I first started reading simple learn-Spanish-by-reading-stuff-suitable-for-children, how common the figure of the ridiculous or sinister miser was. Where is the concept of the miser in the English speaking world? Even the word has become an unusual one, an obscure literary word. An outmoded concept; like the outmoded sin of usury. Now being greedy is good, and when a billionaire solemnly announces that he plans to live forever, we’re supposed to pretend he’s not a lunatic. Sorry: he is a lunatic, and putting his corpse in a freezer is not going to make him sane.
Well, there is Scrooge.
And if a billionaire wants to put his corpse in my freezer, I will gladly do it! I hear that humans taste like pork. And they would have a good deal of tasty fat as they don’t do anything. I have a big smoker and could hack off bits of them to make pulled human over polenta. Or on a bun. Whatever my guests would prefer. Cole slaw on the side. I already make a great pulled pork — and cole slaw — so there we go. If any billionaire accepts, we have a party, yo! All you’d have to do is bring the booze, cuz I’d need plenty of it to butcher a human. I had to gut fish once and was repulsed by it.
Humans are known as long pork in certain circles.
I can at least confirm that human tastes like a bad grade of hot dog. I burned a finger while welding, popped it in my mouth and yep, charred hot dog.
Wide scale cannibalism would solve a host of problems. And also cause other problems. Since humans breed relatively slowly human consumers would run through stock pretty quickly.
There’s been some suggestion that the inhabitants of preCortez Mexico were engaging in pretty regular cannibalism. However this was reported by Spanish monks who wanted to paint Native Americans in the worst possible light, which has led some to question this.
Dale, It’s not going to make him sane, and it’s not likely to make him any colder, either.
Mimi, I’ve had the thought that if we developed a whole marketing campaign around the idea that billionaire tenderloin was delicious, cured baldness, and had an aphrodisiac effect, somebody would take care of the problem for us.
Yes, we can just turn Swift’s “Modest Proposal” inside-out.
Wealth alone does not make a person worthy but neither does it disqualify them. Bill Gates is a billionaire that I admire for his contributions to society and for his willingness to use his wealth for the betterment of humanity.
There are exceptions, but I suspect wealth has a corrupting effect on most of the afflicted. And if there’s anything the billionaire class really hates, it’s those among their ranks who pledge to give away their fortunes.
Agreed. And DT no doubt has childish nicknames for them. So sad to see the US middle and lower classes getting the shaft by the ruling rich who just lie about it.
Please, children have more well thought out nicknames than the Cheetoh could come up with.
I have enough, I get by and thank myself everyday for never taking up smoking or drinking, because those are so expensive now down here in Australia, and I help out the kids when they need if I can, but I really do wish I had at least one zero on my bank balance. Two would be great. But I don’t need billions or trillions and don’t see why anyone would. It’s much more want than it is need for those bozos.
Smoking and drinking are expensive here in the US too. Not vices of mine either, but my neighbors in my low rent neighborhood are at least big time drinkers based on the evidence of how many trash cans they put out on recycling day. Is the drinking the cause of the low rent status or just a symptom?
I’m at the point where I don’t care that much if I spend down my savings. It’s just numbers on a page anyway. I used to browse the Lillian Vernon catalogue and imagine all the little treasures I would buy if I simply bought everything I liked. Then I realized it wouldn’t mean anything at all.
I’m so averse to acquiring things now that every time I see something that might be fun, I feel enriched by the blank space that remains in its absence. That said, I HAVE bought four stuffed animals this year.
Pootie needs company!
Pootie needs admirers.
I seldom buy things unless they’re second-hand anymore. Garage sales, thrift shops, consignment shops. Only if I really need something and can’t find it second-hand do I buy from a store. Not only is it cheaper, but it’s more individualized. People who have come over for the first time gawp at the place as if it were a museum of sorts. They seem to love it, and I invite them to look around. Just about everything in here has a special meaning for me.
Just today I saw a bunch of antique baking ware in a store. Antique. It was my mom’s stuff. I’m still using it.
One of the most depressing afternoons I’ve spent was at an antique mall. So.Much.Stuff!!! And more keeps being made, with still no place to go.
To make matters worse, one of the main displays in the picture windows was a vintage Women’s Army Uniform. The very uniform that was being introduced to the ranks when I was finishing up my three-year enlistment.
Just want to note that not all billionaires are evil. A number of them give a huge percentage of their wealth to charities. People like Bill Gates and Warren Buffett should not be bunched with the others for whom greed is an obsession.
They’re not the same. But they don’t have much company. Can you imagine having one billion dollars and not immediately working on paring that down to a nice livable three mil?
I love a good rant. Do it all the time. And this rant is heads above mine. Plus, I agree with every word. What happened to virtues like charity, humility, kindness, honesty, generosity? It almost makes be want to re-join the church.
“Almost.” 😉
I love a good rant. Do them all the time. Your rant rates exceptional and not just because I agree with ever word. What happened to things like honesty, generosity, patience, thrift, courage, humility, patience? Almost makes me want to re-up at local religious institution. And then I remember that they are not an improvement.
And if Big Pharma had been around when Salk and Sabin were, would they have even gotten the credit they deserved?
How is it we have allowed all our shared treasure to be sold off?
Many, perhaps most, of those gazillionaires are simply addicts. They can never have enough, and their addiction displaces all moral considerations. They will never, as the 12-step programs would have it when discussing addiction, “hit bottom,” as they can enjoy their addiction until they die, without any noticeable suffering, and if they play their cards right their drug supply is pretty much guaranteed.
BTW, Tenet #8 of The Creed states: “Refusing to give the rich everything they ask for and more would ruin my chances of becoming one of them.”
#8 seems fictional, but I know it’s true for many. Sigh.