Booboo went bye-bye
You can’t keep them down on the farm. That’s what I hear. But it’s sad, [...]
The second day I broke my cat
The morning started with my kittens Clifford and Wally getting locked away. I had a [...]
The day I broke my cat
Poor Clifford. Clifford just had his very first date, and it did not go well. [...]
The takeover will be seamless (with no underwire)
Heidi was the instigator. I want that on record for the Department of Homeland Security. [...]
Flip a coin: Heads or asses
The new coins being designed for our sasquatchcentennial year as a nation are causing some [...]
I don’t care how they’re hanging. WHY are they hanging?
I’m in that muddled middle ground of Plastic Awareness. I’m aware enough to be highly [...]
The spider in your shirt probably has the heebie-jeebies
I’m not afraid of spiders and I’m not afraid of snakes. Snakes can startle me [...]
I’m not dead yet
I have now taken my first weight training class in an attempt to improve my [...]
There’s no face like Noem
There are a lot of things I'd change in this world, if I had a [...]
His mother was a cold, cold woman
Well, you hear of these things happening, probably a hundred times if you watch Dateline, [...]
Weight, weight, don’t kill me
My niece Elizabeth took up weight training a while ago. She says it’s improved nearly [...]
Making new bones about it
Here’s the thing about bones. I’ve always thought of them as sort of settled. Your [...]
In which those who do remember history are condemned to report it
Photo by Donna Pollach I’ve said before that I could never run for [...]
Isn’t it a pythia
To be honest, I’ve been a little fuzzy about the Oracle at Delphi. All I [...]
Cat shit, second dump
When last we met on these pages, I was contemplating the antics of kittens. “Antics” [...]