It’s either Jehovah’s Witnesses, my gut, or my refrigerator
I’m not the world’s most vigilant homeowner. In fact, my ability to ignore flashing danger [...]
The Afeceonados of NE 29th Avenue
It’s true. I have more than a passing interest in poop. All poop. Yours, mine, [...]
An Aspiration of Herps, or how to plant your own zoo
“I’m looking for a turtle tail,” I told the nice man at the plant nursery. [...]
The sad true story of little Donnie and his big hole
In a shocking development, a midwestern state right in the heartland of America is under [...]
If someone describes you as kittenish, you’re allowed to slash them
All I did was maybe mention somewhere online that I had kittens. I didn’t ask [...]
Dispatch from an enemy of the fascist state
Hello, my friends! If you’re reading these words, it means I have been tragically eliminated [...]
Murrmurrs: Dentition Edition
I’ve been thinking about tooths and claws lately. The items Nature is famously red in. [...]
You are what you eat. And they’re nuts.
Friends, In the wake (sorry) of my tribute to Dave, your kindness has been piling [...]
David William Price: December 14, 1950 – December 24, 2025
Dave Price stepped away on Christmas Eve, 2025, after a long, profanity-laden battle with Alzheimer’s. [...]