The Spandex blowout–and just in time for Margaret Day!
When I was thirteen years old, it was fashionable to wear pants so tight you [...]
When I was thirteen years old, it was fashionable to wear pants so tight you [...]
I have a good phone, but I don’t ask much of it. I’m sure it’s [...]
I got my first Barbie on Thanksgiving Day. She was perched like a mudflap girl [...]
Without a doubt every one of you has heard that the definition of insanity is [...]
A few months ago the sewer department came out and put No Parking sandwich boards [...]
One time, when we were persuaded our cat Tater would live forever if only we [...]
We were living in a tawdry universe of expensive mediocre television but we didn’t know [...]
You can see anything you might ever want to see on TV. Tremendous stuff. That [...]
So you’ve got yourself a nice relic, say, some little crunchy bit of a martyred [...]
Friday was a day like many others. Still a bit of sun, but winter chill [...]
Recently, I referred to relics as “that ick Catholics lug around.” I apologize. That was [...]
Some people believe they need to be aggressive so as not to be taken to [...]
Beverly Cleary is a big deal around here. She wrote children’s books about a little [...]
I wouldn’t say I was a total-eclipse collector, but I have bagged three of them [...]
People complain about leaves. They’ll complain in an aggrieved but nevertheless indulgent tone about their [...]