I was reimagining the front yard of the rental next door. It would be a transformation from a very crapped-out almost-lawn with random shrubby bits on the edges, to an orderly group of segments: an eco-lawn and a tree-and-shade-plant portion attractively separated by a walkway with a few right angles in it. I sketched it out to Anna, who lives there. “And here we’d have a nice concrete path going from the garbage cans to the street,” I said, but I hadn’t gotten to the other parts of the plan before she winced in horror.
“Concrete?” she said. “Can’t it be, like, bark dust or something?” Her beautiful eyes brimmed with images of orphaned whale calves and felled redwoods and bleached coral. Bless her heart, Anna wants me to be a better person.
I tilted my head in sympathy. Dang, she’s sweet.
“Hell no,” I said. “Concrete all the way. You don’t want to roll your garbage can over bark dust. And we’re not about to be weeding your walk for all eternity. Nuh-uh.”
I’d like to be a better person too. Theoretically. It usually comes down to education. Once you find out how much convenience costs, for instance, you eschew plastic as much as you can. A friend was excited to show me the latest from Costco: pre-peeled hardboiled eggs. Now that was a serious improvement over worrying those eggshells off in nano-flakes and weeping into the mayonnaise. I appreciated that as much as she did. But I could no more purchase a gigantic slab of single-use plastic egg-carton clamshell than I could club a baby seal. You might as well ask me to grind it up and stuff it down an albatross with a gavage tube. I couldn’t imagine buying such a thing with impunity, and I hate peeling eggs.
I’m far from perfect about avoiding plastic but I’m probably better than most. But concrete seems so inert and harmless: almost friendly, even. I’ve tried to ignore the rumors. You hear things. Concrete production is responsible for 65% of the world’s greenhouse gas emissions. Another 65% is fossil fuels, farming claims another 65%, your own personal jet travel chips in 33%, and nearly 90% is cow farts. Look it up. It doesn’t add up normal, but that’s how severe the climate crisis is.
So I decided to look up the concrete deal. My father railed against it in the ‘60s. It galled him no end to see concrete paving over perfectly good spotted salamander habitat. Or expanding highways, which, he claimed, created traffic rather than solving it. There was a lot of new concrete happening in the ‘60s and he didn’t approve of much of it. I had no reason to doubt my dad, who was pretty reliable as long as we weren’t talking about homosexuality, but the fact was my dad did a lot of railing against things, and you could only absorb so much before you started trying to change the station on Radio Dad. My dad was the king of eloquent grumpiness.
Turns out that, as usual, except for the gay thing, he was right. The creation of cement itself contributes 8% of the world’s excess carbon dioxide. If it was just a matter of a few long-dead Romans funneling water to thirsty mouths, soiled centurions, and vacated bowels, it would be seen as a very good thing. Efficient. New, directed rock. The problem is, concrete is now used so obsessively that it is fast replacing the far more efficient natural world. You can’t pave over wide swaths of a country without displacing the environment that could have sustained us. The water still needs to go somewhere. The topsoil should ideally stay put. And as much as concrete has its advantages as a building material, there’s a limit to its usefulness versus the landscape it obliterates, in a closed system like our planet under its spare mantilla of atmosphere.
And what drives the concrete construction comes down to politics. Concrete means construction. Concrete means jobs. Concrete means higher GDP. Concrete means kickbacks. Concrete makes politicians their bitches, and makes their puppetmasters lots of profit. As long as someone’s getting rich, and plenty are, there will be more concrete made and laid. It doesn’t matter if we’ve stranded fancy empty stadiums, unsold office space, massive doomed seawalls. It doesn’t matter if Japan is virtually paved over and residents can’t see the ocean anymore. Money is driving this ship into the iceberg. Money’s got a fleet of such ships and we’ll sink along with them.
Any fool can understand we can’t keep growing forever. We’re just one little planet. But we’re not being steered by any old fool.
So yes, Anna. I hear you. I see you. I appreciate you.
Your sidewalk will, however, be concrete.
Now that I’ve subscribed to your Substack thingy I find myself reading your posts at the crack of dawn on Wednesdays and Saturdays. And I look at the option to comment on Substack and wonder if anyone else is reading it there, and if I should comment – just to say “hello” or something. Then I shrug, and since I always enjoy the comments on this venue here, I come here to read those. But since it’s the crack of dawn no one has commented here yet, or perhaps even read this post yet? Anyway – I’m just yelling into the void here. I’ll be back to read the comments later – probably after the post appears on FB.
Meanwhile, the firehose of appalling news is making it hard to… well to do anything much except weep.
I do agree that wheeling a garbage can on bark dust would be insane. You might have to weed the cracks in the concrete though. Eventually.
Oh, I read it at the crack of dawn. But sometimes, I have a lot to do early in the morning, so I let the post marinate for a while in my brain, like a fine teres major steak in garlic infused extra virgin olive oil, before searing it on an All-Clad grill pan to a succulent medium-rare.
As to sub-stack, I never even heard of it until about a week ago. A lot of bloggers and podcasters have posts there. But you have to join. And sometimes… sometimes… just getting through this nightmare scenario that is life in the USA right now takes up all my mental space. So I metaphorically wake up in a dumpster, fighting a raccoon for a half-eaten burger, and only get the bun.
(And, yes, I was channeling Stephen Colbert’s Meanwhile into. )
Mimi,
I think you DON’T have to joined Substack. I have not joined yet, and was able to listen to, and read Murr’s posts. I couldn’t subscribe without joining, but the posts still seem to be available.
https://murrbrewster.substack.com/
click on “no thanks” when they ask you to subscribe.
Absolutely you do not need to join Substack and absolutely the posts are free, and also the audio link. I even finally found out how to silence my phone so that it doesn’t go DING in the middle of an audio clip when I get a message. I like this Substack a lot for various reasons but plan to maintain the posts on both sites, mainly because of my perfectly adorable commenters feeling comfortable here. But you bet–if you want to heave a comment over on Substack, please do! The only danger would be if it actually works to increase my audience, and then we might have [shudder] interlopers in our comment section.
So here’s the weird thing: you don’t sound like yourself. I’ve never met you, but your voice in my head is distinct. And it’s not the voice I hear when you’re narrating your pieces!
The first time I heard you narrating one of your pieces (on the Christian Scientist site) I thought, “It’s a shame Murr didn’t read her own work.” Was I surprised when I scrolled to the end and discovered you had!
Do I sound lighter and fluffier in your head? I swear, I never smoked.
https://filterpave.com/international-crane-foundation
I’m not sure if this is available for homeowners or how environmentally friendly it really is but at least someone is thinking about it.
And then there’s PFAS in organics . The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has just issued a draft risk assessment about the health impacts of PFAS chemicals in sludge, stating that PFOA and PFOS in sludge applied to farmland as fertilizer could create human health risks. Milorganite anybody?
I have my moments when I think if any given chemicals can create human health risks without messing up any of our fellow travelers on this world, like–you know–a neutron bomb, they should be encouraged. Those are my darker moments.
It looks like you already went with the concrete. In my area, at Chanticleer Gardens in Wayne, PA, they have an alternative to that for a lot of their paths. (Chanticleer is like Longwood Gardens, which is also close to me, in Kennett Square, PA. Except no homeowner can duplicate the stuff in Longwood. Chanticleer has ideas that are actually do-able.) They have pathways made from recycled tires. They are sturdy, don’t sprout weeds from it, and, best of all, recycle something which seldom can be recycled for anything else. You can roll stuff over them, and they are cushier to the feet than concrete or asphalt. Don’t know how practical it is from a financial standpoint. Chanticleer is quite large and can afford it. It’s definitely worth checking out if you are in that area. Wayne also has very nice shops and restaurants, and was always one of our favorite day-trips.
There’s a lot to see in Longwood, I know, bonsai and topiary and all, but I am led to weep–weep, I tell you!–when I see those fountains going off with Stars and Stripes Forever playing. I have at least some sophistication in musical taste but Stars and Stripes forever lights me UP. That is Longwood, isn’t it?
Tires have various metals that are toxic that are shed as they wear down. …….. Just saying…… those radials are not totally benign
It’s always something.
Agree. All those rubber mulch playground areas seem to be going away,as are using tires for artificial reefs. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Or was it just good marketing by the tire industry?
Here in Florida, when we aren’t removing hundreds off tires from the sea, we are experimenting with using radioactive materials in our roadbeds. Absolutely insane . But that’s what twenty years of republicans will do to you.
It has been a long time since I last saw Longwood Gardens. Seems to me that Jackie Kennedy used to hang out there a long time ago. Not that I ever dated her.
That’s not what I heard! 😉
Apparently they revamped stuff and made additions. I live close by, and yet I haven’t been there in many years. I read in the paper last week that they hit the all-time record for visitors in a single day. Yikes! I would have hated being there on THAT day.
Where we live there is a property tax break for a permeable vs impermeable driveway and our old asphalt drive was getting pretty permeable on its own initiative, so we took up about 1/4 of the very flat drive and just mulched heavily. As it turns out its really no harder to wheel the garbage cans on that part than it is on the cracked up asphalt, so at some point we’ll be taking out another length of driveway (once we get over how much it cost to have the broken up asphalt hauled away). So far nothing much is growing in it (but we aren’t perfectionists about that kind of thing). We still haven’t figured out how to put in for the tax break however.
Cheers, Ceci
Now, see, if you were busting up a concrete driveway, you could put the word out that chunks are free and someone would come and haul it away for you, to make walls with. At least that’s how it happened in our house.
My former rental property had a dirt driveway and a wood decked front porch. The only improvements I added were several tons of refractory kiln bricks stacked across the end of my driveway, covered with tons of sand, then topped with a ton of bluestone to create a dike in an effort to stop water from the street flooding my crawl space. Also a bunch of recycled cobblestones and glacial quartz cobbles also at the foot of the driveway to stop the formation of a depression from people driving across the end of my driveway. And several large brownstone boulders edging the end of the driveway to stop the mail lady from driving across it resulting in a water collecting rut. She was a creature of habit and not very observant. Shortly after the boulders went in I heard the sound of her truck, followed by the usual pause at the mailbox, the sound of the engine being engaged followed by the sound of twisting metal.
At this house there have been no improvements to the concrete walkway or the asphalt driveway. I’ve been surprised at how fast the lawn has encroached on the walkway. If I go out there and poke a steel rod through the grass and topsoil, I hear/feel concrete three to four inches back on either side.
So much to reply to. However I will limit myself to one observation based on years of experience as a mail carrier: she might also have been a little drunk.
Well, if you were MY mail carrier back in the day when we had regular mail carriers, I would have invited you in in the winter for a hot toddy or, in the summer, for a cold beer. Then they started keeping tabs on the carriers, so they couldn’t take more time to have a drink and warm up or cool down. When my uncle Eddy died, we had a luncheon after the funeral at home. The mail was delivered during it, so I invited Marvin, our carrier in to have a deli sandwich and a glass of wine. It was great having him there, as Eddy lived two doors down, so Marvin was HIS mail carrier, too.
I dunno what it says about me that i have some of my best moments at funerals, but there ya go…..
Um…maybe that (so far) you are a survivor?
I really liked that mail carrier and had several nice conversations with her, especially after Hurricane Sandy. Everybody who went through that was talking to everyone they even vaguely knew after that.
Among other things my mail lady delivered a slightly soggy package containing a thawing raw adult emu skeleton. Raw in this case means it had been skinned, gutted and had most of the meat carved off, but still weighed about thirty pounds. It arrived at my house sitting on the dashboard next to the mail lady. I never did tell me what the soggy box contained.
I would have really enjoyed being your mail lady. Makes package delivery so much more exciting. I have delivered some doozies. Including cremains that leaked out of the corner.
I dropped off a box of crocodile skulls once at the local shipping center. Had to declare the contents and the folks behind the counter wanted me to open the box so they could see them. I love show & tell, but I’d already put a huge amount of time into wrapping them up securely so that they would arrive intact. So the answer on that was no.
I make sure to tip my local mail carrier now and thank her whenever I see her. That’s apparently not the typical thing she gets shouted at her.
When I was younger I dug a path from our house to the street and put a layer of sand with reclaimed bricks. We live where it snows and it was impossible to shovel, slippery when wet, constantly shifting and creating tripping hazards. When we retired we paved the darn thing in concrete, as well as our gravel drive way which was another miserable thing to shovel.
I try, we all try. But we are so grateful for that concrete for lots of reasons including wheeling the garbage cans.
In rain and moss country, brick paths are a beautiful hazard.
I’d never heard the phrase “bark dust” before. It might (or might not) be what we call “shredded bark” here, a material I that I discovered during a barbecue to be VERY flammable. Fortunately we had the hose all set up already and my brother-in-law was quick on his feet.
You tend to get zippy when you’re on fire.
pre-peeled hard boiled eggs?? We all know that hard boiled eggs will keep for a while in the fridge, so you have to ask yourself just how old (or not fresh) are these very convenient eggs?
I agree with a concrete path for the garbage bins, much easier to shovel snow off it and it will last forever.
I ask myself how they DO get the peels off so perfectly and in such quantity.
I love reading Murr’s posts on this site. The comments and discussions are rare places of sanity, meaningful worthwhile complaints, shocking personal revelations, jokes and nonsense, biology class, history class, and the despair of humanity. I love it, and y’all. All y’all.
P.S. Chanticleer is a wonderful garden to visit.
I love all y’all too!
Wait, you’re another local person?
I live in Harford County, Maryland, where I am a blue dot in a sickening sea of red. I STILL have to pass dozens of Trump signs on my way to the grocery. Our state went for Harris (62% to 34%, almost a million more votes for her than Trump) and elected Democrat Angela Alsobrooks to the Senate (we have two D senators, the other is Chris Van Hollen).
I cringe when I’m driving past those trump signs. It’s like, YOUR guy won! Why do you still have these signs up?
Even though northern Delaware is blue, I go into Garnet Valley, PA every week to the farmers market. They are red.
Man, this would be a completely different world if not for the electoral college. In the Bush/Gore election, Gore would have won. In this election, perhaps Harris would have won. I fully expected she would. She had such a positive message! Love as opposed to hate and fear! Now I’m always anxious and afraid. I just want to curl up in a fetal position under the bed with a bottle of whiskey.
Move over and pass the bottle!
NJ went for Harris too, but you wouldn’t know it in my part of the state. Very red, very angry people driving very loud, very large trucks very aggressively with giant US flags and/or Trump banners.
I’ve been developing a relationship with the woman across the street, but that came screeching to a halt tonight when she announced she voted for the idiot and endorses all his actions so far.
Totally agree Susan!
Boiled Egg Hack:
1. Place uncooked eggs in pan of cold water to cover.
2. Bring water just to boil.
3. Remove from heat, cover pan.
4. Wait up to 10 min, depending on how hard-boiled you like eggs..
5. Run cold water on eggs in pan until eggs are cool enough to handle.
6. Tap each egg once on either end to break shell in small area.
7. Remove shell and thin membrane from that small area.
8. Gently roll egg all around between your palm and hard surface to crack shell
all over.
9. Hold small initially cracked area at end of egg under cool running water for a few seconds.
10. Begin at same point and, under running water, slough off shell and membrane from egg easily.
Didn’t I once do a whole post about boiled eggs hacks? I think I did.
Sounds familiar. I’ve boiled the shells off, but then I don’t care if the yolks are well done and green on the outside. My usual shelling method is to hard boil the egg, put it into cold water to soak for a bit and then peel. Works for store bought eggs, not for fresh eggs.
Oh, Nance! You didn’t! Plagiarizing Murr on her own blog no less! Damn, girl!
You got cojones! 😆
I heavily endorse the Dash egg cooker. We call it The Scream Machine because the “tune” it makes when ready will wake the dead. But it really is magic. Even fresh eggs peel like buttah… and under twenty bucks.
Heartily
What concerns me was your lack of curve in your walkway—-would’ve dialed back a few sacks o’crete.
Dave made curvy sidewalks at our house, but I was going with the already-boxy geometrical aspect of the house. Design, baby.
Hard boiled eggs are stinky and gross. Just sayin’ for the record.
Susan, are you one of those people who thinks that sardines are stinky and gross? I’d probably be one of those people who liked stinky cheese if my digestive tract would process it. Yes, I like hard boiled eggs too, but they’re not as much fun since I had to sign off mustard, mayonnaise, faux butter spread and relish. Turmeric, exotic oils and turmeric. I had to end cheese decades ago. The mustard, margarine and mayonnaise are recent enough to still be painful.
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