If someone describes you as kittenish, you’re allowed to slash them
All I did was maybe mention somewhere online that I had kittens. I didn’t ask [...]
Dispatch from an enemy of the fascist state
Hello, my friends! If you’re reading these words, it means I have been tragically eliminated [...]
Murrmurrs: Dentition Edition
I’ve been thinking about tooths and claws lately. The items Nature is famously red in. [...]
You are what you eat. And they’re nuts.
Friends, In the wake (sorry) of my tribute to Dave, your kindness has been piling [...]
David William Price: December 14, 1950 – December 24, 2025
Dave Price stepped away on Christmas Eve, 2025, after a long, profanity-laden battle with Alzheimer’s. [...]
Time marches on, and stomps on your face. Happy new year!
Grandma and me. She's the same age I am now. Things happen to [...]
The magnificent butt-chirp of love
It’s amazing to me how little people notice about the different birds, even though I [...]
Remissness for Christmas!
Sometimes you can solve a problem by solving another problem first. You have to sneak [...]
Real life in frog town
They say we solve our problems in our dreams. Maybe it’s so. Most of my [...]
Welcome to Epistan, boys!
We’ve all been there. We’ve all had times, say, at work, when we thought: If [...]
What if I don’t want to “work it, gurl?”
My current purveyor of underwear sells a product called “effortless” panties. I ask so little [...]
Margaret Day!
[This is an annual feature and public service announcement from Murrmurrs, Inc. Your regularly scheduled [...]
Hey. We’ve got potatoes too. They just don’t go on and on about themselves.
Oregon now has an official state vegetable, the potato, which strikes me as a rather [...]
In which I say a mouthful
I am not currently made of money—just a little sinew and some fat deposits held [...]
BooBoo comes around
“Hey Peanut Boy” was never a good name for a crow. Not even as a [...]