Head Custodian Louise to the rescue
“Can we dress that up a little? It looks like the Kill Room from Dexter.” [...]
“Can we dress that up a little? It looks like the Kill Room from Dexter.” [...]
I’m at the optician with my new prescriptions. And this time I’m prepared. The last [...]
The only thing that was clear was that I was overdue for a round with [...]
I really have a terrible time getting enough symptoms lined up to interest a doctor. [...]
I’ll admit it. I had just about despaired of any Republican acknowledging the climate crisis, [...]
Here’s a thing. Popes may be transported on the sedia gestatoria fastened on a suppedaneum [...]
Benedict, the papist formerly known as Pope Benedict, has died, in a development deemed unremarkable [...]
Last post I mentioned that Portland hasn’t kept up in the mass-murder category. And I [...]
If you live in Portland, Oregon, you have been instructed to be weird. KEEP PORTLAND [...]
It’s January. The insurrection is in the rear-view mirror and we’re hoping it stays there. [...]
So our corner of the Bomb Cyclone came in right on schedule. It was sort [...]
Picture it. A man stands backlit against the setting sun, his hands pressed at the [...]
I don’t know what happened. I went from being someone who wanted Christmas slathered all [...]
I had a lot of old ladies on my mail route. I loved my old [...]
Let’s set the scene. Someone has knocked at our door and Tater Cat has, as [...]