Won’t Smith
Me and some Sluggers What a week. We’ve got a federal judge stating [...]
On The Grill
I’m a little worried about the Senate Republicans. I’m afraid if too many of them [...]
Stupid, Or What
If someone comes up and asks you if you’re stupid, and you don’t know [...]
Lallygagging For Fun And Profit
“Lallygagging around again, I see,” the old man said, no trace of a smile. I [...]
The DooDah Day
I don’t know what they’re doing. I just know what they’re up to. Yesterday when [...]
The Archivist Redeemed
My cousin’s son has gotten very interested in our family history and shared some ancient [...]
My Very Own Desk
There’s a charity out there that provides school desks to children in Malawi. I didn’t [...]
Keeping Your Penis Clean and Dust-Free
I suppose if I’d thought about it I would have realized there are penis injuries [...]
The Damaged Children In Charge
So there I was minding my own business, a lot of which is conducted [...]
The Last Supper
Guess everyone has seen “Don’t Look Up” by now. This movie is a Netflix production [...]
When Lightning Striiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes
Seems like after 4.5 billion years the planet would have run through all the [...]
Standoff At The Canadian Border
There’s a big bunch of burly toddlers up in Canada shutting everything down until they [...]
Proud To Podium
The slopestyle event. Tension was high. Would the young American snowboarder go for the 1620 [...]
The Poop Proselytizers
If everything keeps going according to plan, shit will continue to happen, and it might [...]
Government That Takes Care Of Shit
We had another sewage overflow into the river downtown the other day. We don’t get [...]