Head Custodian Louise to the rescue
“Can we dress that up a little? It looks like the Kill Room from Dexter.” [...]
Blinded by the sight
I’m at the optician with my new prescriptions. And this time I’m prepared. The last [...]
Only one thing is clear
The only thing that was clear was that I was overdue for a round with [...]
Be less still, my beating heart
I really have a terrible time getting enough symptoms lined up to interest a doctor. [...]
Yes, they clucking did
I’ll admit it. I had just about despaired of any Republican acknowledging the climate crisis, [...]
At least a crown of thorns doesn’t weigh much
Here’s a thing. Popes may be transported on the sedia gestatoria fastened on a suppedaneum [...]
You can’t always keep a good pope down
Benedict, the papist formerly known as Pope Benedict, has died, in a development deemed unremarkable [...]
Keeping Portland Murderers Weird
Last post I mentioned that Portland hasn’t kept up in the mass-murder category. And I [...]
Mandatory weirdness
If you live in Portland, Oregon, you have been instructed to be weird. KEEP PORTLAND [...]
In search of common ground
It’s January. The insurrection is in the rear-view mirror and we’re hoping it stays there. [...]
Oh. Holy Night!
So our corner of the Bomb Cyclone came in right on schedule. It was sort [...]
Fourteen is an insufficient number of degrees
Picture it. A man stands backlit against the setting sun, his hands pressed at the [...]
Let There Be Lights
I don’t know what happened. I went from being someone who wanted Christmas slathered all [...]
Pete Seeger or Nancy Reagan? Hmm.
I had a lot of old ladies on my mail route. I loved my old [...]
The Sidecat
Let’s set the scene. Someone has knocked at our door and Tater Cat has, as [...]