How to pull out of a discussion about religion. In time.
My friend Ken and I got into a conversation about religion the other day, which [...]
What to give a retired rat when a gold watch simply won’t do
Carolina the African giant pouched rat has retired after a productive seven-year career, and we’re [...]
We’re all beagles in a German Shepherd world
A familiar name was in the news the other day. Someone close to Dave and [...]
Even a nickel per bushtit would go a long way. Of course, there are a lot of bushtits.
After a seven-year hiatus—birds aren’t the only things that fly!—I’m back on my Birdathon team. [...]
Boom Boom! We ain’t done just yet, Sonny
I was able to find my friend Pat right away at the April 19th demonstration [...]
Hot Rats!
Lately, in only a slight departure from the political sphere, I seem to be writing [...]
Grab your jizz rag, boys, Felonious DJT has some pictures for you.
After self-confessed and indicted sexual predator Donald J. Trump oozed into office like runoff from [...]
I can see! Now I can’t Not-See.
Forty years ago, my true love bought me a pair of binoculars for my birthday. [...]
Rats outside my house are pretty safe. Inside? Still pretty safe.
Here’s the thing about rats. I don’t know how to feel about them. Would I, [...]
There will be blood: Jump in!
I have no idea how big the march I was in was. That’s the thing [...]
There had to be a Sabertooth Fairy
Don’t know if you heard. Someone just found a sabertooth kitten. It was dead, but [...]
Stand back! It’s the new Fightin’ Democrats!
[The Senator tippy-taps his microphone] We now convene the Senate Select Committee Hearing on…wait, where [...]
Tales from the crypto
Got an email the other day from someone I don’t know. I don’t always open [...]
There’s nothing like a good old-fashioned pickle
I was hiking up the mountain the other day, but it was snowy, and I [...]
If you’re going to hoist a frog, stand on a rubber mat
We were right in the middle of a news report about how Trump is sharing [...]