I can see! Now I can’t Not-See.
Forty years ago, my true love bought me a pair of binoculars for my birthday. [...]
Rats outside my house are pretty safe. Inside? Still pretty safe.
Here’s the thing about rats. I don’t know how to feel about them. Would I, [...]
There had to be a Sabertooth Fairy
Don’t know if you heard. Someone just found a sabertooth kitten. It was dead, but [...]
Stand back! It’s the new Fightin’ Democrats!
[The Senator tippy-taps his microphone] We now convene the Senate Select Committee Hearing on…wait, where [...]
Tales from the crypto
Got an email the other day from someone I don’t know. I don’t always open [...]
There’s nothing like a good old-fashioned pickle
I was hiking up the mountain the other day, but it was snowy, and I [...]
If you’re going to hoist a frog, stand on a rubber mat
We were right in the middle of a news report about how Trump is sharing [...]
We’re still paying a poultry amount for eggs
Honestly, chicken sex doesn’t look like a ton of fun to me, but at least [...]
Cockchafers keepin’ it on the down-low
My neighbor’s lawn is all tore-up to beat hell. She said the crows did it. [...]
We don’t really know what’s been in and out of our holes
For as long as I can recall, there has been a hole in the ground [...]
I want to be a dragged queen
You all saw that whole business in Idaho where a woman was zip-tied and dragged [...]
Cry me an atmospheric river
Forecast the other day was for a “slight chance of excessive rain.” What are we [...]
Be the roughage you want to see in the world!
Gracious me, here we all are, a bunch of gray-haired old ladies standing in the [...]
We have a bone we’ve picked for you
In these fraught political times it’s important to stay on top of emerging stories. With [...]
Twirl them little blue nubbins for me, baby
I was watching a compelling documentary the other day in which a baby T. rex [...]