We’re all beagles in a German Shepherd world
A familiar name was in the news the other day. Someone close to Dave and [...]
Even a nickel per bushtit would go a long way. Of course, there are a lot of bushtits.
After a seven-year hiatus—birds aren’t the only things that fly!—I’m back on my Birdathon team. [...]
Boom Boom! We ain’t done just yet, Sonny
I was able to find my friend Pat right away at the April 19th demonstration [...]
Hot Rats!
Lately, in only a slight departure from the political sphere, I seem to be writing [...]
I can see! Now I can’t Not-See.
Forty years ago, my true love bought me a pair of binoculars for my birthday. [...]
Rats outside my house are pretty safe. Inside? Still pretty safe.
Here’s the thing about rats. I don’t know how to feel about them. Would I, [...]
There had to be a Sabertooth Fairy
Don’t know if you heard. Someone just found a sabertooth kitten. It was dead, but [...]
Stand back! It’s the new Fightin’ Democrats!
[The Senator tippy-taps his microphone] We now convene the Senate Select Committee Hearing on…wait, where [...]
Tales from the crypto
Got an email the other day from someone I don’t know. I don’t always open [...]
There’s nothing like a good old-fashioned pickle
I was hiking up the mountain the other day, but it was snowy, and I [...]
If you’re going to hoist a frog, stand on a rubber mat
We were right in the middle of a news report about how Trump is sharing [...]
We’re still paying a poultry amount for eggs
Honestly, chicken sex doesn’t look like a ton of fun to me, but at least [...]
Cockchafers keepin’ it on the down-low
My neighbor’s lawn is all tore-up to beat hell. She said the crows did it. [...]
We don’t really know what’s been in and out of our holes
For as long as I can recall, there has been a hole in the ground [...]
I want to be a dragged queen
You all saw that whole business in Idaho where a woman was zip-tied and dragged [...]