New Little Dude
There aren't any rules about who gets to have kids and who doesn't, and I [...]
Can’t Touch This
Hey hey! Welcome to my humor blog! Join us on a madcap romp through the [...]
Don’t Open The Shed
Someone's been charged with murder in two cold cases here. In the first case, they [...]
The Lettuce Assassin
I chop lettuce. Go ahead, let me have it.You're not supposed to chop lettuce. I'm [...]
A Delicate Constitution
Oh, well, shoot (as they say). I don't know.We've got a problem with guns. We [...]
Ending Bird Homelessness
I don't know why it took me so long to think about putting up another [...]
How To Disappear A Mountain
The Mazamas mountaineering club was founded in 1894 by a fellow named William Gladstone Steel, [...]
Dinner On A Dime
On VacationBecause I'm in touch with members of my high school Class of '70, I [...]
Live Free And Die
Isn't it something? We live in an age of medical and technological wonders and have [...]
Forty Years Of Pointlessness And Laundry
Advertisements are a lot more explicit now. Maybe whatever held us back in the past [...]
Moltin’ Gold
Sometimes my mom would snatch me by the arm as I was barreling past to [...]
Getting The Jump On Panic
I hear they're about to roll out a warning system for earthquakes around here. It's [...]
Scoring the Dose
We got our first COVID vaccinations the usual way. There was a rumor that a [...]
Wattle It Be?
I won't speculate why my facebook page is showing me so many ads for cosmetic [...]
Minus Cotinus
I didn't know what it was, but I did know when it was.It was at [...]