The Spandex blowout–and just in time for Margaret Day!
When I was thirteen years old, it was fashionable to wear pants so tight you [...]
When I was thirteen years old, it was fashionable to wear pants so tight you [...]
I have a good phone, but I don’t ask much of it. I’m sure it’s [...]
I got my first Barbie on Thanksgiving Day. She was perched like a mudflap girl [...]
Without a doubt every one of you has heard that the definition of insanity is [...]
A few months ago the sewer department came out and put No Parking sandwich boards [...]
When the collard greens have surrendered to the white flies, and the bean vines have [...]
One time, when we were persuaded our cat Tater would live forever if only we [...]
This month’s entry for Speaker of the House is named Mike Johnson. He wasn’t easy [...]
We were living in a tawdry universe of expensive mediocre television but we didn’t know [...]
You can see anything you might ever want to see on TV. Tremendous stuff. That [...]
So you’ve got yourself a nice relic, say, some little crunchy bit of a martyred [...]
It’s autumn, and once again I am watching men try to keep our house from [...]
Friday was a day like many others. Still a bit of sun, but winter chill [...]
Recently, I referred to relics as “that ick Catholics lug around.” I apologize. That was [...]
Some people believe they need to be aggressive so as not to be taken to [...]