Time marches on, and stomps on your face. Happy new year!
Grandma and me. She's the same age I am now. Things happen to [...]
The Wheel Of Diminishing Fortunes
I figure I’m doing okay. Lately it seems like my friends are dropping like the [...]
The Scroll Bar Of Old Age
Baby Murr Ironically, one of the ways you can tell you're old is you don't [...]
Break On Through To The Other Side
When I was younger, I admired old women. Their faces and bodies had gone to [...]
Wattle, Me Worry?
Time was, I knew the exact location of everything on my body. It was easy. [...]
Remember your pants
Dave's childhood dentist was a butcher and a quack, and as a consequence Dave's teeth [...]