I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I just saw my first praying mantis. I mean I’ve seen them before, but someone else has always had to point them out for me. And this is no minor-league insect. It’s got heft. It’s got charisma. It’s weird as hell. It looks like WALL-E jammed onto a hoagie.
I like to think I’m a decent noticer of things but the fact is I was a lot better at it when I was a kid. My life was all green snakes and cool bugs, chigger bites and dog poop. That’s not a coincidence. If I rolled around in the grass now maybe I’d see more stuff, but I mostly don’t. Plus I was closer to the ground in general, then. Not much, but some.
My praying mantis was sort of hanging upside down from a lantana blossom and not moving at all. I thought it might be dead because I thought they were supposed to be green. But it wasn’t green or dead. Its freaky little triangle head with eyes at the corners was cranking around to have a look at me. The praying mantis can turn its head and look over its own shoulder, if you can even call that a shoulder. Mantises have shoulders the way Marjorie Taylor Greene has a brain. You can kind of see where it would be if she had one, but she doesn’t.
If I’d known a little more about my new friend I might not have gotten such a close look. Praying mantises are carnivorous predators of the first order. They stalk their prey slowly or lie in wait, and when they draw a bead on it, they blast out and grab it with their snatchinators.
Or forearms, as they’re sometimes called, or raptorial forelegs, and yes indeedy raptorial and rape have the same root. The mantis has good vision with those two big eyes on the corners of its little Dorito head and three bonus eyes besides. And between their excellent eyesight and the fact that they’re almost as fast as an electron when they get the notion, they make quite a tidy living.
I don’t know what the little pencil-neck is doing dragging that big old abdomen around. It looks like a blimp hangar, big enough to store a hummingbird in. Which is handy, because evidently (gad) praying mantises eat hummingbirds, among other horrors. Random arthropods are the norm, but lizards, small fish, frogs, and birds are all on the menu. That goes both ways, though, and a mantis that is threatened by a predator will stand up straight with his toothy arms apart and wings spread and mouth open to look bigger. This also works with bears.
Back to the unfortunate hummers. I assumed that only some gigantic foreign monster mantis—you know, probably from China, they have big weird shit there—would be able to dispatch a bird, but no, even the regular ones have been observed to do it. Most predators of birds do something to incapacitate their victims so that dining is not such a rambunctious experience but the mantis is not among them. It’s just super grabby and it holds the living bird tight and begins to chew on it at any likely soft entry point, such as an eyeball, and then eats its brains. The scientific term for this is “gross.”
Famously, the praying mantis is also reported to be into sexual cannibalism. To mate, the male jumps the female from behind, hangs on, and, um, “arches his abdomen to deposit and store sperm in a special chamber near the tip of the female’s abdomen,” pardon the rough language. They’re good at sticking the landing initially but sometimes lose points on the dismount, if not their entire head. The whole experience probably heightens things for the male, who is observed to, um, deliver sperm more vigorously while being eaten.
That’s probably universal.
Some researchers cast doubt on the practice, noting that it has been observed only in a lab setting and the act of observing may alter what is being observed. For instance, the movements of the researchers might make female mantids suddenly peckish.
Or, it could be they just like it when you watch.
Yes, I have read that mantids can eat hummers. It’s remarkable that a smaller insect can devour a larger prey. I have a friend who manages a pet store. They have lizards there, and they put live crickets in their tank for them to eat. When they are finished eating, the sales help must be sure to remove any remaining crickets, because they will eat the lizards. Her co-worker is less diligent about this, and I have seen lizards there with missing feet because they had been eaten by crickets.
HOW DOES A CRICKET EAT A LIZARD oh never mind, my eyes haven’t recovered from watching a mantis-eats-a-hummingbird video.
They do! But a little at a time. Which is why you want to get them the hell outta there once the lizards have fed. I didn’t realize this either, until she told me, and i saw the missing feet.
“Mantises have shoulders the way Marjorie Taylor Greene has a brain.” Choice!
A hummingbird going for MTG would starve to death.
This appears to be a Chinese mantis, so your paragraph on that is correct. I don’t know what native species you have in Oregon, but the local variety here in NJ is supposed to be the Carolina mantis, which is quite small and probably stays away from hummingbirds, but who knows? I’m not sure I’ve ever seen one because (among other things) the Chinese species think the Carolinas make good eating.
I normally have at least one Chinese in my garden, but I haven’t seen one yet this year. Part of that is because Covid seriously knocked the oomph out of me and the other is that Canadian smoke knocked out whatever oomph was left. And there’s also the fact that there is very little to eat in my yard thanks to concerted efforts by my neighbors to kill off the local insects. So no mantids, no toads and only one snake who was passing through.
I’m very sorry about your oomph.
RE Crickets: When my daughter was little she caught a mantis, the big Chinese version, and wanted to take it home. Problem was that we were 2000 away from home and needed to take a flight. Undaunted, she caught some crickets and put them in the container with the mantis so that it could have the increasingly rare in-flight meal, then tossed it into her carry-on luggage.
When she opened it up upon arriving at the airport at the other end, the crickets had eaten the mantis…
Okay these crickets are starting to freak me out. Now when I hear them at night I’ll be thinking of the shower scene in Psycho. [Credit Mary Jansen re: jays]
As well you should! They are coming for YOU, Murr! Especially your feet! Bwa-ha-ha!
RE Crickets: When my daughter was little she caught a mantis, the big Chinese version, and wanted to take it home. Problem was that we were 2000 away from home and needed to take a flight. Undaunted, she caught some crickets and put them in the container with the mantis so that it could have the increasingly rare in-flight meal, then tossed it into her carry-on luggage.
When she opened it up upon arriving at the airport at the other end, the crickets had eaten the mantis…
Well done! Once again you successfully threat the fine line of entertainment and outright grossness.
I am really enjoying your typos Steve!
It just tickles me to be reading along and BOOM I get hit with a spit take. You are one funny person Miss Murr 😉
As we always say hereabouts, emission accomplished!
“…a special chamber at the tip of the female’s abdomen.”
While she nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at her chamber door.
He’d had a headful of some dreadful act to be performed — sans head;
Only this, and nothing more.
We’re all thanking you for that!
You are so darn funny! The Marjorie Taylor Greene comment is the best ever!!
Gotta be some good to come out of that woman.
I used to see lots of mantises when I first moved here but haven’t seen a single one for about five years now.
It’s a puzzlement, isn’t it?
Way back….when I was about 9 years old, I liked bugs and things. Had 54.(Yes, fifty four) mantis eggs on a tray in my bedroom (then shared with my baby brother). My mother looked in on him one morning and found him covered in tiny green bugs. Oops! She flung the remaining eggs and mantids out the window. I was not happy…
Of course you were not happy! All that PLUS a brother covered in bugs! It was a win-win!
That was brilliant though slightly unnerving. Luckily we only have little crickets in this country – England, though I am sure you could buy a Chinese mantis at the local gardening centre.
Read this whole thread and you’ll quit saying “we ONLY have little crickets…” Be afraid.
Hilarious as always. I had no idea mantises could consume a hummingbird. We last saw a praying mantis a summer or two ago, it was pretty big so maybe was one of the hummer-eaters!
There are videos. I recommend not looking at them.
What are praying mantis good for? I can’t imagine. Proof that there is a devil? 🤔
went to Hawaii. Rented a car. Stopped to look at a map. (Yes, back when we used paper maps!) From under the dashboard emerged tiny green bugs. Thousands of them. Squinted – yep praying mantises. Mantisi? Anyhow, they seemed to be growing as we watched. and – there were fewer of them. OMG, they’re preying on one another! By the time we reached our destination, there were three left. We put them in the bushes in the parking lot and wished them well.