Let’s set the scene. Someone has knocked at our door and Tater Cat has, as usual, galooped up to greet them. Galoop galoop galoop. Tater is a social cat. She is not standoffish. If she could leap up on people and smear their faces with a giant lolloping tongue, she would. She doesn’t have anything to lollop with, of course. But she has the interest, if not the saliva.
She defies the stereotype.
We don’t know anything about cat stereotypes. Neither of our two cats read their original manual, and as a result they have no inkling of their rights and privileges. “Shake, Larry,” we said to our first cat, holding out a kitty treat, and she would instantly put out her right paw and place it in our palm. People thought it was remarkable but it wasn’t, really. She was inclined to the left paw and it took some effort to retrain her.
Tater, though. “Go ahead and give her a good rumple,” we say to visitors. “She’s the softest kitty in the world.”
Tater looks up expectantly, her tail twitching like a metronome.
“That’s okay,” they say, backing up. “She looks a little on edge.”
“Nah, go ahead,” we say, “She left her claws in her other life. You can rub her all around like she’s flannel and you’re polishing the floor.”
Very few intelligent people over age eight take us up on that. But it’s true. The twitching tail alarms people but it merely reflects the Dave spirit. Dave also has always had an excess of energy to offload and it comes out in the form of percussion on any available surface with any available object, whether anyone else thought it was strictly necessary or not. Tater senses they are twin essences and is utterly drawn to Dave. She is his sidecat.
Larry was mine. Larry and I were on the same page and usually on the same recliner. “Let’s find someplace soft to sit,” we thought to each other. “We can just sit together quietly for…oh, let’s say ever.” We did not disturb the force. We were both made chiefly of pudding, and one must allow the pudding to set up.
But now, although Tater is perfectly happy to be around me, her druthers lie elsewhere. If Dave and I have been outside a while and I come in the house alone, I do not notice the cat. I can go in and out of rooms and make noise and shut drawers and do all manner of things in an apparently cat-free environment and the very second Dave walks through the same door, our sofa warbles and a cat erupts out of it like a stealth octopus in coral. Were you there the whole time? I query.
This is not a cat that is looking for something from her human. It’s not a quid pro quo situation. If it were, she would not trail him up to the bathroom when he takes a shower. There’s something awful going on in that shower, as evidenced by all the water happening on him, and she parks herself right outside the bathroom door standing guard and ready to spring into action at the first sign of trouble—or the second sign, all that water being the first sign. And the very second the water is turned off, she goes into the bathroom and makes sure he survived his ordeal.
That cat has never parked herself outside the bathroom for me. She likes me, but if I dropped dead she would probably sit on me until I cooled off. Then she’d find a spot in the sun and wait for Dave to come home.
Haha, this was a swell read and I liked the pitchers! I admit it, I’m a cat lover and I’d love to meet Tater & Larry (and you & Dave) in person.
We have sequential cats so I’m afraid Larry (Saint Larry) is no longer meetable. But thanks!
I’m not a cat person, but I think Tater would win me over with his personality. Around here, there are too many ferals and pet cats who are let to roam outside. Of course they gravitate to our house because that’s where the birds are. They kind of sour me on cats. Thank you for keeping him inside. I don’t know WHY someone would have a pet that they hardly ever interact with because it’s always outside.
I am fierce about cats being indoors! Outdoor cats in my yard will meet the business end of my water hose.
awwww…Tater really loves Dave a bunch .
She even pauses going up the steps and looks back every step to make sure he’s coming. It’s something.
You perfectly describe my cat, Gnoobie’s behavior when I’m showering. Also, he likes to poop when I do.
Tater poops on a WHOLE DIFFERENT FLOOR than we do, so I don’t know. But I believe you. Hey, you remember Paula Poundstone talking about her cats lined up around the bathtub watching in horror? “You’re getting it ALL OVER YOU!”
Okay, Murr, I’ve gotta call you out. You have stated before that you are lazy. But you do more outside than I do. (Though I plead the “mosquito defense”) But you have also said that you do very little around the house. I know these pictures are just a smidgen of your home… but it looks not only clean, but well-decorated, and homey! Either Dave does EVERYTHING… or Tater does (as we are talking about a cat, I very much doubt that hypothesis.) Or. You are pretending to be indolent, and actually working your butt off! I’m constantly working at it, and my house doesn’t look that good (from what little I’ve seen.) What’s your secret? (Of course, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore, would it? What would it take? Bribes? Threats? Is it weird filters that make pictures look better than they are? I could definitely use THAT!)
Dave has always done everything. There.
Dave. Is. A. Gem.
I heard on NPR’s Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me that there was a study done about why women who move in with men, shortly thereafter lose sexual interest in them. The result? They found out that the men don’t DO anything, and the women felt they were taking care of toddlers. Men expressed surprise. Women just said, “DUH!”
I saw that! In this case, I have been the toddler. Or pet, if you will.
Right on target!! Similar situation here. Lucy, our tuxedo cat, ignores Celeste, much to her chagrin.
We even notice certain sorts of cats predictably choose one or the other of us when we’re walking around outside. I get all the tortoiseshells and grays. Dave gets the blacks, tuxedos, and orange kitties. Tabbies hate us both.
This reminds me of Jerry. Jenny Choo the worlds skinniest cat (or in otherwords, a fur coat on a metal hanger) will sit next to him and climb up his chest and the moment Jerry sits down, she muscles any spare dog out of the way. He is hers. I often thought it was because he fed her most. Now I know it is because he has the bigger lap (longer legs) and sits down the longest. I can’t seem to sit very very long unless I am sewing or playing the piano. Jenny especially likes it when Jerry falls asleep in the chair while putting her and is quietly snoring in mid pet. Yep… he is hers…
Yeah, sure, but I think it goes deeper than that. I’ll bet she picks him no matter what. They just play favorites. Tater cat wouldn’t even sit on my lap for the first four or five years. (She’s come around in her dotage though.)
I wish I could have a cat. We had five sequentially and I also had a sequential cold that never ended. Not long after the last cat dropped dead (literally. My mom found him and said it looked like he just dropped in his tracks.), my long lasting cold ended and never returned. I love cats. When I visit my sister, I play with her cats and usually end up with a scratchy throat, itchy eyes and the beginnings of the sneezles before I leave. There are feral cats and neighbor cats that occasionally show up in my yard, but they always take off at high speed when I offer them food or try to talk to them. Oh well
There’s something that works for some people. I’m trying to remember. Cow thymus? (It’s available.)
Smokey is Kyle’s cat, but he does life-guard duty for me as well when I bathe. Pepper is my cat, but if I drown she figures she could get a better slave any day.
Well, you like a little resilience in your critters.
For many years, in any roomful of seated people, the resident cat, whoever it might be, would jump into Marsha’s lap, nobody else’s, and stay there. That doesn’t happen any more. Something’s changed that only cats can sense — Marsha’s lap seems the same as always to me.
Tater has always favored men. Now she’s getting old and she will climb on durn near anyone. They change I guess.
Tater is Dave’s Guardian Angel.
Fact!
Cats are quirky critters, for sure. We love ’em even though we wonder if their purrs and sleeping on our laps are signs of true affection, or just because we feed them. I choose to believe they do love us, even if they might be inclined to sit on our dead bodies until they are too cold to be comfortable for them. BTW, if you cry easily at animal movies, don’t see “Hachi: A Dog’s Tale.”
Thanks for the warning.
A cat-loving friend says that to cats, we are warm furniture.
Jim’s cat, Fiona Rose, tolerates me barely. He didn’t believe me that she didn’t like me until he caught her giving me serious stink eye when he hugged me.