It’s Not Easy Being Green
I’ve said it before. Being a liberal is a pain in the ass. You [...]
Another Place The Shoe Fits
The country is being ripped apart by hatred, so Republican strategists have rolled out a [...]
The Poop On Joe The Plumber
You know, if it weren't for the occasional meme that gets tracked into my Facebook [...]
The Lowdown On The Showdown
Democrats! Doggone! We liberals almost pulled it off. We almost got a whole new group [...]
A Rags To Bitches Story
So I found out, and never mind how, there's no reason to get into it [...]
Go For A Ride?
They set up a traveling amusement park on the waterfront for the Rose Festival season. [...]
Dispatch From A Blue State
Thank you for your interest in Portland, Oregon. Due to the increase in inquiries generated [...]
Damn Skippy
Sketchy beige dudes... When news came of two explosions at the finish line of the [...]
What’s That In Your Pants?
I hate bananas. There, I said it. I didn't used to hate bananas. They weren't [...]
Thud Thud Thud
There was this ominous thudding sound. It was rhythmic; it shook the house. I wondered [...]