A Cat Show
My niece, Elizabeth, was the last person to take Dave to a cat show, and [...]
Don’t Play It, Sam
The press has pinned out another bit of laundry on the public line, and it's [...]
Beaming
I've figured out a fun way to irritate the bejeesus out of my mailman. I [...]
I incyst
Dave and I just came back from Kaiser, where he underwent a surgical procedure to [...]
Slightly Above It All
It's been a few years since we've had a Hundred-Year Flood, so we're about due. [...]
R.I.P., RSVP
I'm foggy about measurements. I can never remember how far a farthing can go, or [...]
Colby’s train
On a recent Saturday night, Dave and I had the honor of being invited to [...]
Remember your pants
Dave's childhood dentist was a butcher and a quack, and as a consequence Dave's teeth [...]
Cow tongues and cow farts
By tradition, we like to spend New Year's Eve with our best friends, who live [...]
Fat Cats
People like to say they're dreaming of a white Christmas, but what they really mean [...]
The Diaryer
This is the first day of my blog, unless you count the ones I spent [...]