Newts In Love
It's spring, and--I know you're all with me on this--our thoughts invariably turn to amphibian [...]
Buy Tulips!
Meet our little friend. We don't know what he's made of, but if you put [...]
Of Ducks And Dicks
Dave and I took advantage of a wafer of sunny February weather and walked to [...]
Gravity 101: Mad Mike Edition
The world was shaken by the death of daredevil Mad Mike Hughes the other day, [...]
I Can See Clearly Now. EEEEK!
I've been disappointed in my eyeballs of late. I think they've let themselves go. It [...]
Of Footcoats And Dickeys
When I'm awake, my brain gets to go on play dates with other people's brains, [...]
United We Can’t Stand
We're living in contentious times. Concerted efforts have been made to divide us in any [...]
Tim-purrrrr!
I'll tell you one thing about a cat in her prime: she can go from [...]
Peckers Gonna Peck
We get used to the sounds of construction around here. Not to mention destruction. You [...]
Januwary
So, January is in the books. We had 62 days of rain last month, 14 [...]
Schmutz Central
It is not true that we are entirely slovenly around here, or that we fail [...]
Keep Your Head Down (And Your Fanny Up)
There are numerous reasons your massage therapist puts you face down other than that she [...]
Fool Me Twice
Anybody would have thought I'd have learned my lesson about buying scandalously cheap crap off [...]
Pikers, One And All
I gotta admit right up front: this impeachment trial is as partisan as they come. [...]
None Of My Birds Are In The Field Guide
I'm a really shitty birder. But I am a birder. That's why I trip over [...]